Dog-Damaged Palm Tree: Realistic Outlook

Two small dogs stripped and chewed a 2.5-foot palm in a 12-inch pot in half. Owner asked if it could be replanted and survive.

Honest Assessment

Not optimistic. Severe trunk damage on a palm is usually fatal. No reliable rescue techniques exist.

Humorous Coping

"Try hitting them over the head with it. Tell them not to do that again. Bad dog! Expensive dogs have expensive tastes."

Consider replacement; some battles aren't winnable.